Sunday, July 31, 2005
Popul Vuh
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Musical Interlude, etc.
Ravi and George, Mr Tambourine Man
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"All Those Years Ago" (a tribute to John Lennon) is my favorite Harrison song
Talking all about love
While they treated you like a dog
..And you were the one who they said
Was so weird
All those years ago
You said it all when not many had ears
All those year ago
Posted by: Anonymous at July 29, 2005 06:18 PM
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The lotus - Sanskrit padma; Tibetan pad ma - does not grow in Tibet and so Tibetan art has only stylized versions of it.
Nevertheless, it is one of Buddhism's best recognized motifs since every important deity is associated in some manner with the lotus, either being seated upon it or holding one in their hands.
Significantly, the color of the lotus too has an important bearing on the symbology associated with it:
* White Lotus (Skt. pundarika; Tib. pad ma dkar po): This represents the state of spiritual perfection and total mental purity (bodhi). It is associated with the White Tara and proclaims her perfect nature, a quality which is reinforced by the color of her body.
* Red Lotus (Skt. kamala; Tib: pad ma chu skyes): This signifies the original nature and purity of the heart (hrdya). It is the lotus of love, compassion, passion and all other qualities of the heart. It is the flower of Avalokiteshvara, the bodhisattva of compassion.
* Blue Lotus (Skt. utpala; Tib. ut pa la): This is a symbol of the victory of the spirit over the senses, and signifies the wisdom of knowledge. Not surprisingly, it is the preferred flower of Manjushri, the bodhisattva of wisdom.
* Pink Lotus (Skt. padma; Tib. pad ma dmar po): This the supreme lotus, generally reserved for the highest deity. Thus naturally it is associated with the Great Buddha himself.
Friday, July 29, 2005
War is for Whores [A Tale In Warning of War Lust, Blood Greed, and Ultra-Nationalist Assholes] by Lee Paxton (July 2005)
Now let me telleth you the story of a war so skanky and scandalous that you may shit your pants in amazement. It all began when the
The Butthole Battle raged on for many years, millions of people lost their lives in brutal combat, and the economies of both nations were in dire straits (and I don't mean the band, or even The Band for that matter!). Both lands were decimated by the ongoing conflict. Soon, all who were left to fight the War were the elite die-hard soldiers on both sides. Now it
General Gaping Holes McMurphy was waiting for him on top of the hill, and as soon as he saw General Butt Mustard, he shot him right between the eyes (and right between the thighs for good luck). Realizing he had just single-handedly won the war for his side, Gaping Holes McMurphy did a wild dance of glee, and then accidently fell back on his bayonet and stabbed himself to death!
After seeing both their Generals killed in such gruesome ways, the two bands faced each other and began playing different tunes loudly against one another. After a few hours, they realized this wasn't going anywhere, and the leaders of both bands met each other in the center of the field and talked it over. After discussing things, they both found a song both sides knew and loved, "Hang On Poopy, Poopy Hang On", and the butt trumpets blasted, "Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart! -- Fart! Fart!"
The War was Over, and Peace had finally come. A peaceful way and philosophy soon spread across the land, and everyone sang, "Hang On to Sri Poopy, to Sri Poopy Hang On! Yeah, YEAH! Yeah, YEAH, Yeah, YEAH, YEAHH!"
"The End"
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Thursday, July 28, 2005
CyberClass.net
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
WorldTruth.tripod.com
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Anonymous
Monday, July 25, 2005
Obscenity, Anarchy, Reality by Crispin Sartwell
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Nostradamus
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Conspirators' Hierarchy: The Story of the Committee of 300
This book, by Dr. John Coleman, a former Intelligence agent of British MI6, rips the lid off the conspiratorial group that knows NO national boundaries, is ABOVE the laws of ALL countries and controls every aspect of politics, religion, commerce, industry, banking, insurance, mining and even drug trade! Learn how this small ELITE GROUP, which is answerable to NO ONE except its members, has pulled the strings on ALL world events and why, until now, few people have been aware of its existence, let alone power, in manipulating the affairs of the entire World. All of these members are revealed as well as all of the corporations, government agencies and various movements that “they” have developed to control and further their own aims for World Domination. The Plan 2000 ARMAGEDDON The Global 2000 report to the President, prepared by the Council on Environmental Quality and the Department of State begins as a STUDY for the "PROBABLE CHANGES IN THE WORLD'S POPULATION, NATURAL RESOURCES, AND ENVIRONMENT THROUGH THE END OF THE CENTURY." The report concludes that the stresses are already severe enough to deny many millions of people basic needs for food, shelter, health, and jobs, or ANY HOPE for betterment. At the same time, the earth's carrying capacity - the ability of biological systems to provide resources for human needs - is eroding. In July of 1980, Secretary of State endorsed as official Carter administration policy the Global 2000 report, which according to then Secretary of State Edmund Muskie's own words "THE ELIMINATION OF 2 billion human beings by the year 2000. The Office of Population Affairs of the U.S. State Department from the National Security Council's Ad Hoc Group on Population policy, U.S. Foreign Polity is being planned and implemented on the basis of its effectiveness in murdering human beings. Unprecedented Population growth as spelled out in the ECO summit Meeting in 1992 in Brazil has required the examination of the statistics provided in the studies of "Human Environment" (1972), "Population" (1974), "Human Settlements" (1976), "Water" (1977) and others has shown the MOST growth of Human species in the last 40 years. The first Billion of population occurred on the planet around 1800, the next century ended with about two Billion, the 3rd Billion around 1960, the 4th Billion in approximately 1974 and reach 5 Billion in 1987. We currently exceed 6 Billion on the Planet and the Technicians of Genocide are now stepping up their programs. Thomas Ferguson was the head of the Latin America desk at the U.S. State Department's Office of Population Affairs. "Every hot spot in the Third World is in fact a result of failed population policy. There is a single theme behind all of our work - we must reduce population levels. Either governments do it our way, through nice clean methods, or they will get the kinds of mess that we have in Iran or Beirut. Population is a political problem. Once population is out of control, it requires authoritarian government, even FASCISM, to reduce it. To really reduce population quickly, you have to put all the males into fighting and you have to kill significant numbers of fertile females." At present 250 million Africans are threatened with death by starvation and AIDS, nearly twenty million in the coming months. The immediate cause is a collapse in food production in most areas of the continent. In truth, the collapse of African agriculture is due to the 'Global 2000' policies of the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, and like agencies of the NWO. The lending policies of the World Bank, under Global 2000 supporter, Robert McNamara, have been designed to force African nations NOT to develop irrigation or any advance farming techniques but to rely on labor intensive low technologies. THE SITUATION BY COUNTRY ETHIOPIA: Some 5 million people are in danger of starvation. Ethiopia-Somalia warfare largely provoked by Henry Kissinger. SOMALIA: 1.5 million refuges and many more nomadic people wait for death. Government is seeking $2 billion in reconstruction aid. United Nations actions are a preparation for the understanding and use of the NEW WORLD ORDER Police Force to control the world and put us all under the dictums of the United Nations. KENYA: Acute hunger and starvation are occurring in the Karamoja and West Nile regions. 9000 women and children died over a two month period. Food relief is nonexistent. "The quickest way to reduce population is through famine, like in Africa, or through disease. AIDS has made Africa a continent that is set for extinction." Representative Richard Ottinger, Democratic congressman from New York's Westchester County area, sponsor of the Population Policy Act of 1981, "Overpopulation is a national security question." We have much greater demand on our food stocks, and WE WILL MAKE GOD-LIKE decisions on WHO LIVES and WHO DOES NOT." William Paddock, advisor to the U.S. State Department under three administrations. In 1980 he was an unofficial advisor to the State Department Office of Population. In an interview, "We're going to see a rollback of the population. It will happen somehow. One of the four horseman, and the FIFTH ONE, WHICH IS "THE BOMB." Representative Paul McClosky, "Population is worse than Nuclear Proliferation." When you are trying to dispense contraceptives and advice, as AIDS tried to spread condoms all over the world, you have to question if that is a valid program." Henry Kissinger, National Security Memorandum #200, "Reduction of the rate of population in these States is a matter of vital U.S. national security. The U.S. economy will require large and increasing amounts of mineral from abroad, especially from less-developed countries. That fact gives US enhanced interests in the political, economic and social stability of the supplying countries. Wherever a lessening of population can increase the prospects for such stability, population policy becomes relevant to resources, supplies and to economic interests of the United States." President George Bush: "Out of these troubled times, our fifth objective - a new world order - can emerge. We are now in sight of a United Nations that performs as envisioned by its founders." September 11, 1990 "(The Gulf Crisis) has to do with a new world order. And that world order is only going to be enhanced if this newly activated peacekeeping function of the United Nations proves to be effective." January 9, 1991 "When we are successful, and WE WILL BE, we have real chance at this new world order, an order in which a credible United Nations can use its peacekeeping role to fulfill the promise and vision of the UN's founders." January 16, 1991 From "THE BULLETIN" the plans include the conversion of the United States into a socialist nation...and the merger of that enslaved segment of mankind with other nations into a NEW WORLD ORDER. That goal under that very name, originally written in bastardized Latin as novus ordo seclorum has been envisioned by a Master Conspiracy for the past two hundred years as the ultimate product of all its crimes against humanity, and of all its subversive onslaughts against western civilization. GLOBAL 2000 Report is obtained in detail from the Superintendent of documents, U.S. Government Pringint Office, Washington, DC 20402 Volume 1. The Summary Report S/N 041-011-00037-8 $3.50 Volume 2. The Technical Report S/N 041-00038-6 $13.00 Volume 3. The Government's Global Model S/N 041-011-00051-3 $8.00 (No Longer Available) The program of control under the guidelines will come under the Executive Orders from the President. EXECUTIVE ORDER 11490 (That is eleven thousand four hundred ninety) (Have you read any of them??) Whereas our national security is dependent upon our ability to assure continuity of government, at every level, in ANY NATIONAL EMERGENCY TYPE SITUATION that might conceivably confront the nation; and WHEREAS effective national prepardness planning to meet such an emergency, including a MASSIVE NUCLEAR attack, is essential to our national survival, and; Whereas the congress has directed the development of such national emergency program of the U.S. PART 6: United States Postal Service will register all persons and families. PART 7: Department of the Interior will take control of all electric power, petroleum and gas, solid fuels, minerals, and water. PART 8: Department of agriculture will take control of all (1) food resources, farm equipment, fertilizer, and food resources. PART 9: Department of commerce, takes over all production and distribution of materials including ocean and coastal shipping of all commodities. It will provide for collection and reporting census information on the status of human and economic resources, including population, housing, agriculture, manufacture, mineral industries, business, transportation, trade, construction, as required. PART 10: Department of Labor: The Secretary of Labor shall be in charge of mobilizing all civilian manpower under guidance of the Secretary, and used and allocating available workers to required locations. PART 11: Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, will take over all medical requirements for the civilian population, and all Health manpower, which means physicians (including osteopaths) dentists, sanitary engineers, registered nurses, and others as listed in the Health Manpower Occupations. PART 12: Department of Housing and Urban development will be in charge of taking over housing and developing places on a temporary basis. PART 13: Department of transportation will take over all forms of transportation and the movement of passengers and cargo. PART 18: Federal Communications commission takes over all means of communication and ability to close any radio station or any device capable of emitting electromagnetic radiation of any type. PART 19: Federal Power Commission takes over all electric power and naturel gas in accordance with agreements with the Secretary of the Interior. Executive Order 11490 also calls for the CREATION of 10 (ten) federal districts, called "NEWSTATES" and their capitals. These 10 "newstates" are already being used by various agencies such as the Postal Service, the Internal Revenue Service, and the Social Security Administration. All of these provisions are against the U.S. constitution and once implemented (in secrecy) cannot be reviewed by Congress for six months. Enforcement is by the National Guard or Military under jurisdiction (United Nations Troops now practicing in and on U.S. military bases, both active and ones who have been turned over to foreign troops for "military practice" in the control of the United Nations. On April 5, 1984, President Regan signed a highly classified NATIONAL SECURITY DECISION DIRECTIVE (NDSS #84) code name REX 84 which authorized ten huge prison camps located at key defense commands across the U.S. There is also a huge 1 million acre 'restricted area' complex in Alaska to be used for brainwashing of government opponents during the takkeover plans. Butner, North Carloina has also been named as having a citizens detention making a total of twelve located so far. Boutros Boutros-Ghali, Secretary General of the United Nations. "The 'blue helmets' on the front lines of conflict on four continents are a symbol of the UN's commitment to international peace and security. Local police must be monitored to ensure that they carry on their duties in the spirit of the NEW ORDER and not the old. Allied with this effort will be the provision of more extensive guidance to governments on training troops and POLICE who they may contribute to the UN for peacekeeping duties. ABILLION people live on less than one dollar a day. Bilateral foreign aid programs were often an instrument of the cold War, and remain deeply affected by considerations of political power and national policy. The centuries-old doctrine of absolute and exclusive sovereignty NO LONGER STANDS, and was in fact never so absolute as it was conceived to be in theory." SECRETARIAT FOR WORLD ORDER COBDEN CLUBS (SEPTEMBER 20, 1991) INITIATIVE FOR ECO-92 EARTH CHAPTER THE PRESSING NEED A. The time is pressing. The Club of Rome was founded in 1968. Limits to Growth was written in 1971, Global 2000 was written in 1979, but insufficient progress has been made in population reduction. B. Given global instabilities, including those in the former Soviet bloc, the need for form control of world technology, weaponry, and natural resources, is now absolutely mandatory. The immediate reduction of world population, according to the mid-1970's recommendations of the Draper Fund, must be immediately effected. C. The present vast over population, now far beyond the world carrying capacity cannot be answered by future reductions in the birth rate due to contraception, sterilization, abortion, but must be met in the present by the reduction in the numbers presently existing. This must be done by whatever means necessary. D. The issue if falsely debated between a political and a cultural approach to population and resources, when in fact, faced with stubborn obstruction and day-to-day political despondency which make most of the leaders of the most populous poor countries unreliable, the issue is compulsory cooperation. E. Compulsory cooperation is not debatable with 166 nations, most of whose leaders are irresolute, conditions by localist' cultures,' and lacking appropriate notions of the New World Order. Debate means delay and forfeiture of our goals and purpose. F. The UN action against Iraq proves conclusively that resolute action on our part can sway other leaders to go along with the necessary program. The Iraq action proves that the aura of power can be projected and sustained and that the wave of history is sweeping forward. PERILS TO BE HEEDED There is twofold opposition which must be eliminated by quick action. There are rumblings among some of the 'South' regions, notably Brazil and Malaysia, to thwart the aims of the UNCED Earth Charter and to thwart the international gathering in Brazil in June 1992. There is also the unfortunate vacillation in our own ranks, an argument that the UNCED leaders have made the agenda 'too political' and that the way must first be prepared on a less abrasive cultural basis. We present only the most recent evidence: Gilberto Mello Mourao, the Brazilian writer, warned in the August 4, Folha de Sc Paulo that at Munich in 1938, 'It won't be easy to row against the current of that type of ecological epidemic, unleashed against our country, which threatens the structure of our cultural, spiritual, and political values, and against our very national sovereignty...Messrs.Chamberlain and Daladier, heads of the governments of England and France, calmly offered the Brazilian amazon to the Fuehrer.' Hitler reportedly observed that since the Amazon was in south America, the United States would city the Monroe Doctrine and reject a German occupation of Brazilian territory. "Changerlain and Daladier responded that the proposal had Washington's backing.' The prime minister of Malaysia, Mahathir Mohamad, announced on August 16 that his country may boycott the Earth Summit and stated that if the conference is used to suppress the Third World, it would be better for these nations to hold their own meeting. Speaking to newsmen in Petaling Java, Mahathir claimed that environmentalists have launched a global assault on Malaysia, while it is the developed nations, not Malaysia, who are polluting the environment. Malaysias, Science, Technology, and Environment minister, Law Hieng Ding, Announced August 20 according to the New Straits times of August 23, that Malaysia is preparing a document entitled 'Greening the World', urging developed countries to use wealth and technology to turn the deserts green. Ahmed Djoglas, Algeria's delegate to the August 15 meeting of the UN Conference for Environment and Development, said August 23 in Geneva, according to the UN Inter Press Service that 'We have the old pattern of the North imposing the system and the South having to accept. Non-government organizations are saying that the North has hijacked the agenda, and they are right...They are prepared to let people die but not forests.' The Malaysian Sunday Times editorial of August 16 said, 'Environmentalists make so much of their noble mission in protecting the Environment which sustains all of us...They do not credit Malaysians with much intelligence, with a similar concern for the health of the land and themselves. Shades of precious fin de siecle romanticism; visions of the noble savage stalking big game in arboreal groves, in grunting communion with the voices of the land. The same kind of romantic claptrap that got natives all over the world sold down the river into slavery, decimated by small pox and clap, driven from their land into alcoholism and hopeless helplessness. "Malaysia has had its fill of cultural and intellectual domination..." The Brazilian Journal de Commercio on August 19 reported that Brazilian Foreign Minister Francisco Rezek said that is was 'hypocritical to campaign to preserve flora and fauna.. If the human race becomes extinct, there won't be any sense in preserving an exuberant flora or fauna on this planet.' Brazil's chief of staff of the Amazon military command, General Thaumaturgo Sotoero Vaz, stated in an interview in the August 28 Folha de Sao Paulo, that the nations' armed forces will not permit Eco-92 resolutions restricting Razi's sovereignty over the amazon or creating 'Indian nations' within the region. The general did not rule out the possibility that Brazil could be subjected to 'something similar to what happened in the Persian Gulf,' and declared that persons like Francois Mitterrand and Ted Kennedy would not be permitted to order reductions in or elimination of Brazil's armed forces. Sotero Vaz said, 'If those idiots try to come in here, we're going to give it to them and (treat them) like guerrillas....' The governor of the Amazon, Gilberto Mestrinho, stated September 8, 'The generals' position is the product of looking at reality.' The president of the Industrial Federation of the Brazilian state of Para in the Amazon region, Fernando Flexa Ribiero, was quoted by the press September 14 as stating that environmentalists want to make the Amazon 'a sterile preservation.' He said Eco-92 could 'promote colonialist practices.' The Brazilian daily Tribuna de Impresa quoted Joann Grossi, a spokesperson for the U.S. Agency for International Development, as saying that sterilization is the family planning 'method preferred by President George Bush to increase the effectiveness of birth control in the Third World.' The Italian Catholic weekly Il Sabato published a September 14 article by professor Franco Cardini stating: "It must be said with utmost clarity that the plans of the International Monetary Fund for the (former) USSR and the eastern countries are infamous...The European Community is in the position to supply not only suggestions, but also capital and technological structures, but all this obstructs the plans of the New World Order, which is strictly hooked to the United States, the country that remains (have we forgotten?) the most indebted country in the world, and is facing a crisis of production exemplified by the crashes of the stock market and the big banks. It is this new frontier that re-emerging liberalists would like to propose to the former Soviet Union...' The article has been much discussed in Poland, as the first frontal criticism of the International Monetary Fund and the free-market model from this quarter. India's delegate at the Geneva UNCED negotiations told the Earth Charter organizers, with the support of negotiators from China, the Philippines, Chile, Venezuela, Ethiopia, Ghana, and Malaysia, that 'we are not here as supplicants, and we have not come for aid,' but 'compensatory financial flows' to underdeveloped nations are required, according to the September 13 Indain press. The delegate, Chandrashekar Dasgupta, also strongly opposed plans to bring environmental matters under the UN Security Council, and insisted that 'development' be put center stage instead of bracketed nest to the environment. He told newsmen that both India and China will have to be satisfied on these questions before they attend the Rio summit, declaring that without the assent of India and China, no charter will be worth the paper it is written on. At the Non-alighed foreign ministers' meeting in Ghana, India's external affairs, Madhavsinyh Solanke, called September 11 for a comprehensive and integrated strategy on debt and a development consensus for this decade. The African group at the conference sponsored an urgent call for an international conference on debvt. The UN conference on Trade and Development (UNCTAD ) issued its annual report September 16, declaring, according to BBC, that the liberal free market is not an appropriate model for the developing nations. Finance should serve industry, not the other way around, and government has a key role to play in certain sectors of the economy. Directed credit for special projects is sometimes necessary. Developing nations should look to Germany and Japan rather than the US and Britain as examples. The report deplores the tendency to introduce and 'Anglo-Saxon' banking system into developing countries. WHAT THE WORLDWIDE FUND FOR NATURE IS SAYING An official of the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) said September 10 that the Geneva UNCED results were 'absolutely a serious setback. There will be no convention on forests by June 1992 for Brazil. Nobody wants to say it publicly, but the forests convention is finished. The situation has reached a deadlock. This is the first casualty for the UNCED process. Increasingly, we heard the statements of Mahathir, and these can be serious. We hope it is just a tactic to precipitate new negotiations, but it has the potential to set the ball rolling and cause other countries besides Malaysia to withdraw. It is a very difficult situation.' A senior advisor on ecological affairs to Britain's Prince Philip said September 15 that Eco-92 organizer Maurice Strong has 'over-politicized' the issue of environmentalism and had raised 'ridiculously messianic expectations' for the Earth summit. 'Strong is mis-focusing attention away from a clear and present danger confronting the entire ecology movement: The general shift in paradigm toward favoring economic growth, in the former communist nations...We should be avoiding too much overt politicking. We should concentrate on change-of-awareness models, and attack the under lying ethical-moral considerations that motivate people. Eastern Europe and the soviet Union, that is our biggest challenge. We will have a major problem if they try to achieve the level of economic growth of the advanced Western nations. This is potentially one of our biggest challenges, and Prince Philip is getting more and more involved in dealing with it. 'Strong is somebody who spent too much time at his wife's New Age center, it obviously touched his mind. It all reminds me of the so-called Millerites of the 19th century, who predicted that the world would come to an end at some point in 1844, so they all went into the mountains to prepare. The world didn't come to an end, and the Millerites became the Jehovah's Witnesses. That is what I see happening with the Earth Summit. Just listen to Strong talk about 'the most significant event in human history ever,' and 'the last chance to save the planet. 'What could be more ridiculous, and guaranteed to create a mess? We see the backlash already, in the reactions of various Third World countries.' WHAT MUST BE DONE In the fact of mounting opposition from Third World elements, certain forces in the Eastern European and Russian regions, and by the Vatican, and certain weak-kneed response within the ecology effort, what really is the purpose of traipsing around America to convince a handful of farmers, unionists, local officials, churchmen, and university environmentalists of the necessity of the Earth Charter? If one truly wished to convert the the American public, would it not be necessary to say fully, openly and explicitly what must be done? And that it must be done now? Do you really imagine that parading some Third Worlders before 'hearing' conducted by local celebrities, the Third World will simply quiet down, or that the American press coverage of these events will overwhelm this opposition? Will you take action now that President Bush has the political momentum or wait until you must convince America to fight a hundred Vietnams simultaneously? This is the time to save the Anglo-Saxon race and it most glorious production: the Anglo-Saxon system of banking, insurance and trade. We are the living sponsors of the great Cecil Rhodes will of 1877, in which Rhodes devoted his fortune to: 'the extension of British rule throughout the world...the colonization by British subjects of the entire Continent of Africa, the Holy Land, the Valley of the Euphrates, the islands of Cyprus and Candia, the whole of South America, the islands of the pacific not heretofore possessed by Great Britain the whole of the Malay archipelago, the seaboard of China and Japan, the ultimate recovery of the United States of America as an integral part of the British Empire...' We stand with Lord Milner's Credo. We too are 'British Race patriots' and our patriotism is 'the speech, the tradition, the principles, the aspirations of the British Race.' Do you fear to take this stand at the very last moment when this purpose can be realized? Do you not see that failure now is to be pulled down by the billions of Lilliputians of lesser race who care little or nothing for the Anglo-Saxon system? THEREFORE THE FOLLOWING POLICY MUST BE IMPLEMENTED: A. The Security Council of the UN led by the Anglo-Saxon major Nation powers, will decree that henceforth, the Security Council will inform all nations that its sufferance on population has ended, that all nations have quotas for reduction on a yearly basis, which will be enforced by the Security Council by selective or total embargo of credit, items of trade including food an medicine, or by military force, when required. B. The security Council of the UN will inform all nations that outmoded notions of national sovereignty will be discarded and that the Security Council has complete legal, military, and economic jurisdiction in any region in the world and that this will be enforced by the Major Nations of the Security Council C. The security Council of the UN will take possession of all natural resources, including the watersheds and great forests, to be used and preserved for the good of the Major nations of the Security Council. D. The Security Council of the UN will explain that not all races and peoples are equal, nor should they be. Those races proven superior by superior achievements ought to rule the lesser races, caring for them on sufferance that they cooperate with the Security Council. Decision-making, including banking, trade, currency rates, and economic development plans, will be made in stewardship by the Major Nations. E. All of the above constitute the New World Order, in which Order, all nations, regions and races will cooperate with the decisions of the Major Nations of the Security Council. The purpose of this document is to demonstrate that action delayed could well be fatal. All could be lost if mere opposition by minor races is tolerated and the unfortunate vacillations or our closest comrades is cause for our hesitations. Open declaration of intent followed by decisive force is the final solution. This must be done before any shock hits our financial markets, tarnishing our credibility and perhaps diminishing our force. CONSPIRATORS' HIERARCHY: The Story of the Committee of 300 by Dr. John Coleman CAN YOU IMAGINE AN ALL POWERFUL GROUP THAT KNOWS NO NATIONAL BOUNDARIES, IS ABOVE THE LAWS OF ALL COUNTRIES, ONE THAT CONTROLS EVERY ASPECT OF POLITICS, RELIGION, COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, BANKING, INSURANCE, MINING, THE DRUG TRADE, THE PETROLEUM INDUSTRY, A GROUP ANSWERABLE TO NO ONE BUT ITS MEMBERS? THAT HERE IS SUCH A BODY, CALLED THE COMMITTEE OF 300 IS GRAPHICALLY TOLD IN THIS BOOK. WHEN MOST PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO ADDRESS OUR PROBLEMS, THEY SPEAK OR WRITE ABOUT 'THEY'' THIS BOOKS TELLS PRECISELY WHO 'THEY' ARE, AND WHAT' THEY' HAVE PLANNED FOR OUR FUTURE, HOW' THEY' HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE AMERICAN NATION FOR 46 YEARS, A WAR WHICH WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF LOSING, WHAT METHODS 'THEY' USE AND EXACTLY HOW 'THEY' HAVE BRAINWASHED US. ONCE YOU HAVE READ THE APPALLING TRUTHS CONTAINED IN THIS BOOK, UNDERSTANDING PAST AND PRESENT POLITICAL, ECONOMIC, SOCIAL AND RELIGIONS EVENTS WILL NO LONGER BE A PROBLEM. THIS POWERFUL ACCOUNT OF THE FORCES RANGED AGAINST THE UNITED STATES, AND INDEED THE ENTIRE FREE WORLD, CANNOT BE IGNORED.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Lena From Palasteena
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Why Is Moby's Last Name Dick?
"The White Whale swam before him as the monomaniac incarnation of all those malicious agencies which some deep men feel eating them, till they are left living on with half a heart and half a lung.
That intangible malignity which has been from the beginning, to whose dominion even the modern Christians ascribe one-half of the worlds; which the ancient Ophites of the east reverenced in the statue devil;--Ahab did not fall down and worship it like them; but deliriously tranferring its idea to the abhorred white whale, he pitted himself, all mutilated against it.
All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick.
He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and, then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it"
- Herman Melville - Moby-Dick, Chapter 41
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All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks. But in each event -- in the living act, the undoubted deed -- there, some unknown but still reasoning thing puts forth the mouldings of its feature from behind the unreasoning mask. If man will strike, strike through the mask!
-- Captain Ahab -- Moby Dick -- Herman Melville, 1851
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Robert Frost
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Dollie in the Ocean By A. C.
A dear little girlie went down one bright day To the shore of the sea to have a good play; She sat with her dollie awhile on the beach, Till each of her cheeks was as fresh as a peach; And then, having taken a nice little run, She tried to look out for some new kind of fun.
‘Twas bathing-time now, and all rosy and brown The bathers were coming from out of the town In suits of bright red or else suits of dark blue, Some funny and old and some pretty and new, To play in the waves and to play in the sand, To splash in the sea and then run on the land.
Thought girlie: “Now why can't my doll have some fun? I'm sure she's tired of sitting here in the sun; Her blue flannel dress is a good suit to wear; It won't take a minute to fix her, the dear. I'd like to know what are these little waves for If not for the dollies who come to the shore? So in you may go, darling dollie, you may, And splash like the others, and have a good play.”
So the dear little girl ran down through the sand, And holding her dollie quite fast by the hand, She gave her a splash in the first little wave. “Why, dollie, you like it, you're ever so brave!” Then splash number two, and then splash number three, Till dollie was soaked through and through—oh, dear me! To take a few breakers is much the best way. I know it is dreadful to come out so soon; I'll let you go in again this afternoon. Come out, like a good girl, and try not to cry; Now run up the beach, and make haste to get dry.”
To get dry! Oh, that is the thing to do now; The poor little mother, she doesn't know how. 'Tis easier said than it is to be done. Poor dollie! She'll have to hang out in the sun. Her blue bathing garments about her they cling, her sawdust is dusty no longer, poor thing! The eyes that were dark they are now but pale blue, The colour is washed from her little cheeks, too; And as for her hair, it is ruined to-day; “It comes out in cartloads,” as all the girls say. Alas for the dollie! Alas for her fun! It would have been better to sit in the sun; For dollies the little waves never were made: Of this I am certain. Their beauties will fade If ever they venture to enter the surf. 'Tis safer for dollies to stay on the turf. So bright little mothers of bright little dolls Who happen to be where the sea-water rolls, Take warning, take warning, and never, I know, Will you foolishly play with your dear babies so.
Letts's Household Magazine, 1884
Monday, July 11, 2005
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Sunday, July 10, 2005
Flowers Personified by By N. Cleaveland, Esq.
Illustrated with Steel Engravings, Beautifully Colored.
THE FLOWER FAIRY.
Learned antiquaries have ascertained and plainly described the spot where the earthly paradise was situated. We know with what trees those celestial grounds were planted, and what countries adjoined them on the north, the south, the east, and the west. Thanks to these researches, the topography of Eden would appear to advantage in the charts of the Land Registry, or among the files of the Recorder of Deeds.
No philosopher has busied himself in determining exactly the geographical site of the palace occupied by the Flower Fairy. We are left, in this respect, to mere conjecture. Some place it in the kingdom of Cashmere; others say it is south-southeast from Delhi. While some think it is on the table-land of the Himalaya, others suppose it to be situated in the center of the island of Java; in the midst of some vast forest, which, by its labyrinthine and prolific vegetation, protects it from unseasonable visits, and from the research of exploring travelers.
We alone are acquainted with the route to the Flower Land – but a solemn oath forbids us to reveal it. The newspapers would get there as soon as we could; and God only knows to what condition they would soon bring that happy country, which as yet, has experienced no revolution, but the one which we are about to describe.
If the reader would accompany us thither, he must suffer his eyes to be bandaged. We must also examine his pockets, lest, like Tom Thumb, he scatter seeds on the way, to identify his path. – Now we have commenced our journey, and the bandage may drop as soon as we arrive.
Do you not feel around your brows a softer and sweeter air than you ever breathed before? Do you not perceive, in spite of the obscurity that veils your sight, a light more brilliant, and penetrating, and delightful, even than that which shines on your native land? It is because our journey is accomplished. We are now in the domains of the Flower Fairy.
Here is a garden where the productions of every zone and clime are united, and live together in friendly brotherhood. The brilliant tropical flower is seen by the side of the violet, and the aloes near the periwinkle. Palm-trees spread their fan-like leaves above a grove of acacias, whose white flowers are faintly tinged with red. Jasmines and pomegranates mingle their silver stars and their crimson glow. The rose, the pink, the lily, and a thousand flowers which arrest the eye, but which we need no name, here mingle in harmonious groups, or form beautiful arabesques. All these flowers live, breathe, and converse, as they interchange odors.
Round the feet of the trees, shrubs, and plants, countless little rills flow, wildly meandering. The water runs over diamonds, whose light flickers and plays, as it comes reflected with tints of gold, of azure, or of opal. Here butterflies of every shape and hue, shun or chase each other in their mingled flight. Now they float – now wheel – now alight – and now rise, with wings of amethyst, of emerald, of onyx, of turquoise, and of sapphire. There is not a bird in the garden, -- yet you seem to be enveloped by the universal harmony, as in one of the concerts which we hear in our dreams – and this is the breeze which sighs, murmurs, plays, and sings some melody to every flower.
The palace of the fairy is not unworthy of this wondrous place. A genius, who is her friend, has collected those threads of silver and gold, which in the mornings of early spring, float from plant to plant. These he as braided, interwoven, and formed into graceful festoons. The whole palace is composed of this charming filigree. Rose-leaves form the roof, while the blue bindweed fills the interstices of the light trellis which extends like a curtain round the fairy – who, indeed, is seldom at home, occupied, as she is, in visiting her flowers, and watching their happiness.
Does any one think that a flower can never be unhappy? It would seem to be impossible – and yet nothing is more certain. Our fairy found this by her own experience.
One fine spring evening, as the Flower Fairy was gently rocking in her hammock of interwoven convolvuli, idly thinking of those other mysterious flowers, which we call stars, suddenly she thought she heard a distant rustling – a confused noise. “It is the sylphs,” thought she, “who come to woo the flowers;” and she relapsed into her revery. But soon the sounds become louder, and the gold sand resounded under steps more and more distinct. The fairy sat erect, and beheld approaching a long procession of flowers. They were of all ages, and of every rank. Full-blown Roses, already on their decline, there walked, surrounded by their young families of buds. All distinctions were overlooked. The aristocratic Tulip gave her arm to the vulgar and plebeian Pink. The Geranium, proud as a financier, walked side by side with the tender Anemone – and the haughty Amaryllis listened without much disdain, to the rather vulgar conversation of the Bladder-nut-tree. As often happens in well arranged societies, at times of great emergency, a forced reconciliation had taken place among the flowers.
Lilies, with their brows encircled by fireflies and the Bellflowers, with glow-worms shining, like living lanterns, among their petals lighted the procession, which was brought up, in a somewhat disorderly manner, by a careless troop of Daisies.
The procession drew up in good order before the palace of the astonished fairy, and an eloquent Hellebore, stepping from the ranks, thus addressed her: --
“Your Majesty:
“The flowers here present beg you to accept their homage, and to lend a favorable ear to their humble complaint. For thousands of years we have supplied mankind with their themes of comparison; we alone have given them all their metaphors; indeed, without us poetry could not exist. Men lend to us their virtues and their vices; their good and their bad qualities; -- and it is time that we should have some experience of what these are. We are tired of the flower-life. We wish for permission to assume the human form, and to judge, for ourselves, whether that which they say above, of our character, is agreeable to truth.”
A murmur of approbation followed this speech.
The fairy could not believe the testimony of her own eyes and ears.
“What,” said she, “ do you wish to change your existence, so like to that of the gods, for the miserable life which men lead? What is there wanting to make you happy? Have you not, for your adornment, diamonds of dew? – conversations with the zephyrs for your entertainment? – and the kisses of butterflies, to make you dream of love?”
“The dews make me take cold,” said , with a yawn, the Belle de Nuit.
“The songs of the Zephyr tire me to death,” said a Rose. “He has repeated the same thing for these thousand years. The poets of an academy must surely be more amusing.”
“What care I,” murmured a sentimental Periwinkle, “for the caresses of the Butterfly, since he never participates in the enjoyment? The Butterfly is the very symbol of selfishness. He would not know his own mother, -- and his children, in the turn, would not recognize him. How can he have learned any thing of love? He has neither a past, nor a future; he remembers nothing, and is himself forgotten. Men alone know how to love.”
The fairy turned upon the Periwinkle a mournful look, which seemed to say, -- “And thou, too!” She felt that her efforts to put down the rebellion would be unavailing, -- still she resolved to make one more attempt.
“Once upon the earth,” said she to her revolted subjects, “how do you intend to live?”
“I shall be an author,” replied the Wild-rose.
“And I a shepherdess,” added the Corn-poppy.
“I shall come out as marriage-maker, -- I as a schoolmaster, -- I as a teacher of the piano, -- I as a trinket-vender, -- and I as a fortune-teller” – exclaimed all together, the Orange-flower, the Thistle, the Hortensia, the Iris, and the Daisy.
The Larkspur talked of his debut at the opera, and the Rose vowed that when she should have become a duchess, she would have the satisfaction of crowning rosièeres* without number.
*Young maidens who have won the prize of goodness.
Many flowers were there which had already lived, and which declared that life among men was very comfortable and agreeable. Narcissus and Adonis had been the secret instigators of this revolt, -- especially Narcissus, who longed to know how a beautiful youth would look in a Venetian mirror.
The Flower Fairy remained for a while plunged in thought. She then addressed the rebels in a sad but decided voice: --
“Go, deluded flowers; -- let it be as you propose. Ascend upon the earth, and try human life. Ere long you will come back to me.”
The history of these flowers, which were changed to women, you will read in this volume. We have collected these adventures wherever we could find them, -- traversing all lands, and questioning all classes of people, -- but keeping no record of dates or epochs. The flowers have lived, to a certain extent, everywhere. You may have been acquainted with some of them, and not suspected it. It is very unfortunate that they have not thought fit to make more disclosures, or to write their own memoirs. This would have relieved us from much trouble – would have saved us many steps, and more than all, many mistakes.
In concluding the introduction, we must inform you that the fairy did not grant the desired permission, without silently resolving that she would be revenged. The next morning her garden was a desert. One flower alone remained – the solitary Heath-plant, which blooms perpetually.
Symbol of undying love ! she well knew that for her there was no place on earth.
Saturday, July 09, 2005
The Sound of Fuck by James Cody ©
The sound of fuck is a mysterious thing.
Sometimes it comes when you sing,
A simple chorus to a one night fling;
Sometimes it accompanies a tune of voluptuous flair,
When you’re lost in passion’s forgotten lair.
In a world of desire,
Men and women scribe with sensual gesture;
Their pages lay open where clothing is shed,
They whisper a wordless language of secrets
wherever they lay to bed;
Permutations of skin determine the vocabulary of passion,
A syntax of limbs, a grammar of position;
All serve as a predicate to the action of ecstasy;
But words are lost to an ancient, animalistic memory.
Think of all the times flesh smacks on flesh,
When two bodies melt into an intertwined mesh;
Think of the moans and groans;
Think of the sighs and highs;
Think of the lows and throes;
Think of that sweaty, smutty, sexual muck;
Begin to learn language of the sound of fuck.
Friday, July 08, 2005
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Pink Floyd reunited Saturday night at Live 8, Hyde Park, London, UK. Listen to the full set:
Breathe (mp3, 6.1 MB) Money (mp3, 9.3 MB) Wish You Were Here (mp3, 6.3 MB) Comfortably Numb (mp3, 10.0 MB)Audio torrent: Pink Floyd at Live 8 (FLAC, 230 MB) | Video torrent Pink Floyd at Live 8 (AVI, 235 MB)
Thursday, July 07, 2005
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Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
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Monday, July 04, 2005
DEMOCRACY NOW - July 4th 2005
Spirit and a Nation Sag by Crispin Sartwell
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Al's Video Humor
The Newest Stuff
Reebok used Terry Tate to great advantage as Office Linebacker. | |
Don Herzfeldt used simple animation but great emotion to show women what Life As A Guy is like. | |
Jay Leno invites ordinary people to ask the Fruitcake Lady, but her answers are anything but ordinary. | |
Dodge used misunderstanding to sell pickup trucks in 7 Inches Longer. | |
Jason Baskin used 3-D CG animation to create a wonderful short film about a gaseous guy trapped in the world of cubicles. Watch this! Cubism | |
Technical Virgin goes a (w)hole different direction on Birth Control. | |
DeWalt displays impressive power while encouraging Power Tool Safety with this construction site crack-up! | |
I guarantee you won't know what this ad is selling when it starts, but you'll understand it perfectly when it finishes. name might be enough to make you want to see what they're selling? Grocery store tantrum | |
These kayakers got a BIG surprise. Whale Kayaking. (If this is special effects, then it's great special effects!) | |
Bud Lite does it again with Dance With Me. What a guy won't go through for a beer! | |
As if I needed any more reasons, here's Why Not To Go Ice Fishing. (This is special effects. But still funny.) | |
This ad make me wish the USA allowed cigar ads. Especially cigar ads built around female nudity! Independence Cigars, Rolled With Love. (not brief nudity at all!) | |
This ad from Ikea will make even the sloppiest mother want to Tidy Up. | |
Ikea asks "Is it time to move out of your parents' home?" in Why Kids Move Out. | |
The Citroen C4 is "Alive with technology." | |
Eichhof recalls a forgotten hero, Rube Goldberg (Google for him if you're unaware) in "This is my beer." | |
Visual Opticians encourages regular eye checkups by dramatizing one of my favorite jokes, "In Your Bari." | |
Statoil sells hot coffee with a Frozen Car. | |
Shop Online demonstrates the terror of actually leaving your computer just to do a little shopping. | |
Axe knows what sells shower jell. Naked Aerobics Class. | |
I'm not sure who Lansforsakringar is, but I know a good laugh when I see one. Check out: New Inmate. | |
I wonder how long this anchorman lasted before Fox News fired him after this slip up! Anchorman Oops. | |
You'll never believe this is an ad for the L. A. Film Festival. When do you tell a buddy? | |
The absolutely catchiest jingle yet for a sex toy: Everyone Knows It's Dildo. | |
This short film features high drama, danger, and comedy, all in a couple of minutes. Flight 405. | |
Does your marriage need Marriageol? | |
Fox Sports Espanol knows Why Women Hate Sports. | |
This ad proves that Milwaukee sells a really Powerful Drill. | |
When I first saw The Flying Lawnmower I couldn't believe my eyes. | |
This is what happens when you let engineers write the ad copy. Rockwell's Retroincabulator. (I've been told it was a joke, but if so, it's a well-produced one!) | |
The name sells itself: The Scottish Sobriety Test. | |
This five-minute short film was used by American Express to sell credit cards, but it's perfect Seinfeld anyway. Seinfeld And Superman. | |
This looks like a cargo plane making a really Bad Landing. At least, I hope no passengers were aboard! | |
You may have seen Robert DeNiro do this sketch when he hosted Saturday Night Live, but it's worth seeing again if only to see a world-class actor doing elementary school humor: SNL Terrorist Watch List. | |
I used to enjoy Craig Kilborn's Late Late Show, but it's biggest problem was that it was on opposite Conan. Here's Craig's Trampoline Bear. | |
Who needs a Breathalyzer? This is one truly effective DUI stop. | |
The Man Show sent a kid out to a street corner with a Beer Stand and a smart mouth. Of course it's funny! | |
All beer commercials sell it, but at least Tits And Ass Beer comes right out and says what it really is! | |
I was a huge fan of the late, great Johnny Carson; I probably saw over half his broadcasts (and that was mostly before videotape!). Here he teams up with Jack Webb, of the wonderful early cop show, Dragnet, to solve The Case of the Copper Clappers. | |
I can't explain this one to you, just don't miss it! Hollow Men. | |
The AA paper company transforms a plain old office copier into something to behold. | |
What's not to like when Whose Line Is It has Richard Simmons as its guest star. | |
Just watch this. Trust me. You've never seen anything like it. Keyboard Balls. | |
Ever swear something you didn't quite mean? These Boston Red Sox fans did. Watch this wonderful parody of a MasterCard "Priceless" ad. | |
This one starts slowly, but stick with it. It gets great! Kollaboration 2001, Robot Dance. |
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Softporn
Before there was Leisure Suit Larry, Chuck Benton created the only non-graphic game Sierra ever sold, Softporn for the Apple II. Later, I used its puzzles as the basis for LSL1. Still later, Gary Thompson reprogrammed it for the IBM PC.
Here's your chance to see whether the changes I made to this classic game were improvements or not! Click here to download "Softporn" and see 1981 for yourself!
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Live 8
http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/thelive8event/
"This is not Live Aid 2.
These concerts are the start point for The Long Walk To Justice, the one way we can all make our voices heard in unison.
This is without doubt a moment in history where ordinary people can grasp the chance to achieve something truly monumental and demand from the 8 world leaders at G8 an end to poverty.
The G8 leaders have it within their power to alter history. They will only have the will to do so if tens of thousands of people show them that enough is enough.
By doubling aid, fully cancelling debt, and delivering trade justice for Africa, the G8 could change the future for millions of men, women and children."
Trade Justice - What Needs To Be Done?
It's simple really, change the rules. Now.
It's an obvious solution - challenge and change the rules so they work for poor countries. Re-write them so poor countries can develop, build their own industries, grow stronger, and one day compete as equals. Rich countries used trade rules to protect themselves as they developed - which is how they got where they are now. Now we need to use trade rules to end world poverty as we know it.
http://www.live8live.com/news/index.shtml
Friday, July 01, 2005
I Will - The Beatles
Who knows how long I’ve loved you.
You know I love you still.
Will I wait a lonely lifetime
If you want me to – I will.
For if I ever saw you
I didn’t catch your name.
But it never really mattered
I will always feel the same.
Love you forever and forever.
Love you with all my heart.
Love you whenever we’re together.
Love you when we’re apart.
And when at last I find you
Your song will fill the air
Sing it so loud I can hear.
Make it easy to be near you
For the things you do endear you to me
You know I will.
I will.
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